Funniest Line Ever? 🤯 | “I Used to Do Drugs…” #mitchhedberg
“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.” 😳😂 That’s peak Mitch Hedberg — dry, weird, and sneakily brilliant. He didn’t need to set up. He...
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“I used to do drugs.
I still do, but I used to too.” 😳😂
That’s peak Mitch Hedberg — dry, weird, and sneakily brilliant.
He didn’t need to set up. He was the punchline.
🎤 I’m Jason Martocci — bringing the best one-liners back from comedy legends.
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I still do, but I used to too.” 😳😂
That’s peak Mitch Hedberg — dry, weird, and sneakily brilliant.
He didn’t need to set up. He was the punchline.
🎤 I’m Jason Martocci — bringing the best one-liners back from comedy legends.
Bite-sized laughs. No fluff. New drops weekly.
📲 Follow me everywhere @MartocciMayhem:
👉 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@MartocciMayhem
👉 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@MartocciMayhem
👉 X: https://x.com/MartocciMayhem
👉 Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MartocciMayhem
💬 Comment: Ever heard a more perfectly confusing joke?
🔔 Sub if you like your comedy short, sharp, and weird.
👑 SUBSCRIBE, OR I'LL TAKE YOUR GOLDFISH! 👑
╔═╦╗╔╦╗╔═╦═╦╦╦╦╗╔═╗
║╚╣║║║╚╣╚╣╔╣╔╣║╚╣═╣
╠╗║╚╝║║╠╗║╚╣║║║║║═╣
╚═╩══╩═╩═╩═╩╝╚╩═╩═╝
If you have any questions about this video, please feel free to let me know in the comments.
🔔 SUBSCRIBE for savage roasts, luxury destruction, viral fruit hacks & ASMR slices.
👀 BINGE THE PLAYLISTS
• Savage Grandma Roasts → https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlcal64PfL75ou_gz2g49GdG&si=RHshAqz83xnjl659
• Luxury Melts & Smash Tests → https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlfc0ocAlYEp9N86PSrhoKLY&si=5Ep9rK1lplGaV8q-
• Travel & Mayhem On-The Road → https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqleK1NXTw8YaB4ErXtO9In33
• Mukbang & Extreme Food Challenges → https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqlfojlmtC_S5wFxi3dDrR21z
• ASMR Knife-Cut Satisfiers → https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLxilLfhDKqldavBNmjSnXddB99cdILlLa&si=_PXu8LpaZWLBMK0g
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⚠️ DISCLAIMER
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